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Chris Rock is telling it how it is
i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best
The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.
How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101
good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.
He’s so proud of himself.
“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”
Jennifer about the fans
#her bodyguard tho
"You all need jesus."