This was the best feeling in the world
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
this deserves a million notes omfg
ever pass somebody that wears the same cologne as someone you miss and it feels like your heart was just rammed by a semi truck
intercourse more like yes of course
I found the best card for my dad
touch my butt not my food
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
katniss everdeen, ladies and gentlemen
the YA heroin who literally does not give one single
fuckabout having a boyfriend
it’s like suzanne collins just went “yes i will write the literal exact opposite of twilight”
THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO
WHERE DID THEY COME FROM, COTTON-EYE-JOE
Rape, By The Numbers.
everyone needs to see this graphic
I linked this to my guy friends who always use the excuse of “What about the false reports? It’s not fair that innocent men are accused of a crime they didn’t commit”
2 out of 1000. 0.02% Of all rapes are false.