Disasterpiece.

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

aigis-slash:

mrrobotico:

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Bless all this

they wasted a soda what a loser

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

krisisrad:

My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.

krisisrad:

My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.

proud-atheist:

Saw this on my timeline, thought you guys would enjoy ithttp://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

proud-atheist:

Saw this on my timeline, thought you guys would enjoy it
http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

manhatinglesbian:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women.

fa19al:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

I want one

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

proud-atheist:

Christians misunderstand Hitchens Quotehttp://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

proud-atheist:

Christians misunderstand Hitchens Quote
http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com