Disasterpiece.
helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

proud-atheist:

Kinda Ironic (and not just alanis Ironic)http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

proud-atheist:

Kinda Ironic (and not just alanis Ironic)
http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

doingitformyself:

amymariestad:

because the wind is gonna blow no matter what.

This

doingitformyself:

amymariestad:

because the wind is gonna blow no matter what.

This

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

buddhabrot:

jingledink:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

NO WAY this made my year

tastefullyoffensive:

[fartywings]

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

proud-atheist:

A Kitten named Prayerhttp://proud-atheist.tumblr.com
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.